- Carlton: realized that "paper writing" is kind of like exercising...the hardest part is getting started.
- me: and sex.
Drunken calculations.
Last night, a guy offered me $20 to bash his friend.
“Not worth it”
$50 then.
“Still not worth it”
While I was drunk last night, I did some calculation that it was either a setup, or would cost me more in the long run. I also figured that if I took the money first, I would loose the element of surprise. If I surprised him, I wouldn’t get the money.
Meanwhile, now I’m sober, and have my calculating capacity, I’m regretting my decision to miss the oportunity to punch the kind of dooshbag that makes that kind of offer.
11 months ago"Not if I see you first"
“See you tommorow.”
“Not if I see you first”.
You’ll see me tommorow regardless if I see you first or not.
So the real meaning of this sentence has to be: “I’m going to stab you’re eyes out tonight while you sleep”.
1 year agoPoverty and Bums - Blog Action Day
One night, momoney and I were touring Sydney, and we came accross an interesting bum. momoney told him one of Witgenstein’s favourite quotes:
“you can’t shit higher than your arse”
To which the bum replied:
“You can if you lie facing down.”
Gold.
1 year ago
