October 2011
1 post
“does this package make my pants look small?”
July 2009
1 post
WatchBandsaw Magic. You probably saw it here first.
May 2009
1 post
make a website calculate facts for you. →
March 2009
2 posts
February 2009
3 posts
most incredible weight loss I've ever seen →
January 2009
2 posts
Customised coffins →
Carlton: realized that "paper writing" is kind of like exercising...the hardest part is getting started.
me: and sex.
December 2008
3 posts
“tantric sex does not mean to chuck a tantrum and then have make up sex...”
An evolution of philosophy and ethics →
“Kicked out of speed dating because I misunderstood the name. Surely it should...”
November 2008
3 posts
Chomsky on Obama →
“Scientists are saying that the future is going to be far more futuristic than...”
– Southland Tales
Drunken calculations.
Last night, a guy offered me $20 to bash his friend.
“Not worth it”
$50 then.
“Still not worth it”
While I was drunk last night, I did some calculation that it was either a setup, or would cost me more in the long run. I also figured that if I took the money first, I would loose the element of surprise. If I surprised him, I wouldn’t get the money.
Meanwhile, now...
October 2008
3 posts
"Not if I see you first"
“See you tommorow.”
“Not if I see you first”.
You’ll see me tommorow regardless if I see you first or not.
So the real meaning of this sentence has to be: “I’m going to stab you’re eyes out tonight while you sleep”.
Poverty and Bums - Blog Action Day
One night, momoney and I were touring Sydney, and we came accross an interesting bum. momoney told him one of Witgenstein’s favourite quotes:
“you can’t shit higher than your arse”
To which the bum replied:
“You can if you lie facing down.”
Gold.
September 2008
2 posts
““I say to you, this morning, that if you have never found something so dear and...”
– Dr Luther King
August 2008
3 posts
“It’s half yours. I’ve been carrying it for eight months, and I want...”
Mt Isa perfect place for lonely and ugly women -... →
July 2008
3 posts
June 2008
8 posts
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
Isn’t anyone concerned that the SMH article (here: http://tinyurl.com/3kyvsy) is slanted in Ebay’s favour, and seems biased? Every statement prefers ebay’s side of the argument.
Meanwhile in the same week, (http://tinyurl.com/6offea) they write that docking Macs and Linux is difficult, even though Airport has performed the same functions described in the article and has been...
“did milkmen wearing shorts get as much flak as girls going out in panties, I...”
“Excellence is an art won by training and habituation: we do not act rightly...”
– Durant on Aristotle
Ubuntu Locks netbook OS almost as bad as TIVO →
The move to not release the ISO for Ubuntu’s Netbook Remix seems to lock in the operating system to the hardware it is preinstalled to ship with. Although it not as bad as TIVO not reciprocating to the open source community by requiring a digital certificate to install modified software on its hardware. this political move is comparable since it utilises the contributions of the open source...
There should be a law against attractive girls working in chemists. Sure she believes that the imodium is for your housemate.
Why say ‘slept like a baby’? Did you wake up every hour, cry cos’ you shit yourself, and suck a nipple till you fell back asleep?
Online Speed Dating
In the realm of video speed dating, speeddate says is advertising itself as first, but WooMe and crazyblinddate have been around for a while (I wrote about it).
Update: Speeddate has been around the longest.
Question: Does going on a date still exist? Or has it moved to a point where people want to speed up things by online profiles, friends’ recomendations, and video-dating?
If people...
May 2008
12 posts
Would like to thank Henderson for sparking interesting discussions about art that we apparently haven’t had since Blue Poles
Really enjoyed Mr Whippie, but wish he’d piss off, let me have my postcoital nap, and stop whispering sweet greensleeves into my ear
recommend listening to Ross Noble, Sunday Mornings at 9am on JJJ
The laser elevator, and Alien War →
tightarse tip:
free new-release movies on the same night: take a video-sleazy’s firsttime/free voucher to blockbuster who honour competitors’ discounts
finding it strange when I show people what I looked like without a beard or dreads and having them comment that I ‘was’ attractive.
are you thinking what I’m thinking hugo, b1, or pinky
Ha, Amazon Sells Sex toys (new and used) Customers that bought this butt plug also bought…John Howards biography http://tinyurl.com/55faod
“Phraedus is proudly brought to you by his sponsors at centrelink”
A Children's Story of My Morning
Phraedus woke up one morning and started writing part of his thesis. Frank, Phraedus’s imaginary friend (but don’t tell him that) suggested Phraedus go sit on his balcony and write for a while. So Phraedus did this. He wrote and wrote, and scribbled notes on pages, little reminders and codes to move this here, and write that there. He wrote all morning, sipping cups of tea while he...
April 2008
7 posts
Quiet Contemplation →
http://tinyurl.com/67u3lt